> THE HANDY MAN My name is Tom and what I do Is a general handy man I can fix those things that go wrong each day And I do the best I can If your toilet''s blocked and all gunged up I'll free it right away With a plunge plunge here and a flush flush there It will be fixed without delay When your lights go out and you're in the dark And you don't know what to do Ill be there in a 'flash' with my box of bulbs "I think a 60 watt for you" If your telly picture''s fuzzy I'll pop round and take a look Cos it's not much fun having nowt to watch When you feel a little crook If your kitchen sink gets clogged and blocked With rubbish from the dishes I'll unclog, clean and rinse it out To comply with your wishes When your wardrobe drawers just fall apart As you pull the damn things out I'll come straight around to fix them All you have to do is shout I'll take them to my workshop Cos I know just what to do Some glue, some pins and you will see They'll be as good as new So if you've got a job for me to fix Be it toilet, sink or pan I will always give it my best shot Cos I'm a general handy man By TOM HUTCHINSON, Forest Hall.
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